Doctor jokes

January 13, 2010

My wife returned tonight from work with a few good jokes in tow:

Q: How do you keep $20 away from an orthopedic surgeon?
A: Put it in the patient’s chart.

Q: How do you keep $20 away from a plastic surgeon?
A: You can’t.

Q: How do you keep $20 away from a neurosurgeon?
A: Tape it to his kid’s forehead.

Ouch.

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