The folks over at the Shrine of the Holy Whapping are frequently nutty, in an endearing way, but even by their standards this is pretty bizarre. Still, I laughed, and I expect you will too. The entry for the Augustinians is my favourite:
Augustinian: Posthumously, two cows claim you as their owner. One of them burns down the northern half of the barnyard.
If you’re wondering why these charisms are set forth in terms of two cows, the answer is to be found in an obscure passage by the Angelic Doctor.